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THE PENS ARE MIGHTIER THAN THE CHORD !
Added: 5 days ago
Where's all the good new British bands gone? Is there anyone out there? The answer's a resounding 'nope'. Stop & think of a genuinely good new band you've heard in a year that's already way past half-done and I bet you can't ??

Abortion ManABORTION MAN
Added: 1 day ago
Possibly the most useful super hero to have ever existed, he can get you out of a serious bind easy. His only downfall is that pretty much all chicks hate him, and it isn't too difficult to see their point of view if you think about it - WTF ?
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Brooke Marks Visits WOWBROOKE MARKS VISITS WOW
Added: 1 day ago
It's like a modern day TRON, but with a hot chick and a way better video game ! Follow the bikini clad adventures of Brooke Marks' Elven avatar as she plods through the lands of Azeroth, stopping only for jumping jacks and skinny dips !
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Flaming LipsFLAMING LIPS
Added: 1 day ago
Pro Tip: Flaming shots shouldn't actually be on fire while you attempt to drink them, but i guess it takes experience learnt the 'hard' way to make sure you never try to attempt this again - Still, it makes for some great self-ownage :)
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I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It !I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT !
Added: 1 day ago
I might be totally hating the single by Kate Perry at the moment, but i'm absolutely digging the subject matter ! I dunno what it is, but the thought of saliva-swapping cuties always gets me wondering what the taste of Cherry Chapstick is like ?
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Redneck Voting AdviceREDNECK VOTING ADVICE
Added: 1 day ago
She's not the most eloquent of young ladies and her arguments are shakier than Michael J Fox during an earthquake. Proof that irrespective of your opinions and policies your name and the way you look will always be a factor to some.
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Fluorescent Lights vs FaceFLUORESCENT LIGHTS VS FACE
Added: 1 day ago
Every time i watch a clip like this i think to myself 'only in japan!' - what does it take to make ordinary (?) people do this stuff ? Forget fluorescent kerb stomping that was popular a while back, this is way past undiscovered territory !
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Eat At The Heart Attack GrillEAT AT THE HEART ATTACK GRILL
Added: 1 day ago
You know what they say, 'whatever doesn't kill you just makes you stronger!' Thats why i would love to go here & taste one of these burgers. Forget all the flimsy evidence regarding saturated fat & heart attacks, just eat fast & die young :p
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Suddenly Spaghetti Cat !SUDDENLY SPAGHETTI CAT !
Added: 1 day ago
During a segment of the FOX television talk show 'The Morning Show' With Mike & Juliet, an image of a cat sitting in front of a plate of spaghetti eating it - How it got there and what it all means, nobody knows, But it is meme-tastic - WTF !!?!
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Straw Hat SamuraiSTRAW HAT SAMURAI
Added: 1 day ago
The way of the Samurai is one of immediacy - sharpen your sword, harden your resolve and get ready to face the ultimate challenge as you sever limbs and remove heads on your way to the final showdown ! (Kitty gets 1,572,500)
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Chris Brown DancerCHRIS BROWN DANCER
Added: 1 day ago
The only thing worse than Chris Brown and his God-awful music is the sight of this tubby doofus dancing around to his music, flailing his arms around and blowing 'shower to shower powder' out of a piece of rolled up printer paper ! WTF!?
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Animals Do The Darndest ThingsANIMALS DO THE DARNDEST THINGS
Added: 1 day ago
We've all seen the dramatic gopher, the THX lemur and the infamous monkey that scratches it's butt, smells it and then falls over but the chances are you've never seen a kangaroo jump in front of a train before ! Depressing-tastic !
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Roof Surfing Gone AwryROOF SURFING GONE AWRY
Added: 2 days ago
Roof surfing is not for the faint of heart. Even if everything goes 100% according to plan you're still going to end up in a lot of pain at the end of it. If it goes wrong on the other hand it's even more painful and ten times funnier !
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Stronger Yo-YoSTRONGER YO-YO
Added: 2 days ago
Better-Faster - Stronger - Get ready for some of the craziest moves ever busted out of a Yo Yo - Lets hope this kid gives this up at the right age, because being a Yo Yo pro when you're an adult is possibly the gayest thing in the world - Uber Kool !
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Religion's Got SOUL !!!RELIGION'S GOT SOUL !!!
Added: 2 days ago
Billed as 'Holy Ghost vs Andy C & MC GQ - Baptazia NYE 2007', this is living proof that i can finally understand what all that extreme God-Squad stuff is all about - In a totally bizarre music switcharoo, these tunez could pack any church - WTF ?
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Orsi Feher's OrsmORSI FEHER'S ORSM
Added: 2 days ago
Get up close and personal with this Portuguese model who is a picture of total Latin loveliness with possibly one the most epic names in existence - There is something about chicks with black hair that get me wanting to go & fight untamed bulls :)
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Kari Byron's ButtKARI BYRON'S BUTT
Added: 2 days ago
In the pursuit of WTF, Mythbuster Kari Byron bends over & shows her HUGE butt for science - She's not quite nakie & her ass isn't really that big, BUTT it sure looks that way after the resident geeks manipulate her on the computer for some fun !
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LifesvilleLIFESVILLE
Added: 2 days ago
Life's just like monopoly these days ! What will be in store on the grand journey ? Find the 10 bonus games for a points boost and your chance to win some real-life vouchers for proper goodies ! Make life that little bit nicer ! [promoted content]
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